I know it sounds gross, and I'm sure a sticky midget is not someone you'd want sitting on your new $2000 microfiber Ashley sofa, but please. for the children, give him/her a chance. It's not unreasonable to ask him/her (it) to wash up before you shake it's hand, but to sneer, plug your nose, turn away, and barf 'about something else' is just plain rude. Sticky is not here for your entertainment or enlightenment, but rather, a personal sense of self worth is what drives her/him to succeed.
